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A locklear is a small fungus that grows inside the rectum. It makes you bleed 14 out of the 24 hours in a day. Most of the time your sleeping. Locklear grows only in the proper conditions. If you look at too much black porn and you are white, you will start to get LS (Locklear Syndrom)
Damn! I looked at too much black porn. And i'm white. Now i got this Locklear shit in my ass. DAMMIT!
by Anonymous March 23, 2003
Get the locklearmug. "Yo I walked in on my hot ass mom getting it on with some short fat guy with a beard!"
"That was Ron Jeremy, man...face it, your mom's a porn star. Here, look at this 12-step program...it might help."
"That was Ron Jeremy, man...face it, your mom's a porn star. Here, look at this 12-step program...it might help."
by Anonymous April 3, 2003
Get the Ron Jeremymug. by Anonymous March 27, 2003
Get the toenutmug. 
Get the floppedmug. 
