barzotto

Italian slang for a half-hard half-soft penis.

That girl was pretty hot, hot enough to give me a barzotto.

by Urban Dictionary July 2, 2006

hick billy

people from the backwoods of missouri mostly, although there are patches of them that appear right here in south dakota, mainly around the pierre and sturgis regions. they usually reproduce within the family with dumb ass sayings like "aint no sense ruinin 2 familys" or "if u cant keep it in ur pants, keep it in the family". they like to sing songs to the "footloose" song usually containing these words"hick loose, hick loose, kick off ur farmer boots...relax, relax, grab on ur daughters rack..." and so on. u can spot hick billys by their mouth full of redman chew and nascar hats. also look for their other calling card, the mullet. hick billies run rampant with mullets, its a known fact. i think the discovery channel even did a documentary on it once.
They also breed like rabbits.

That damn cletus, he got mary lue, his sister, cousin, mother, and grandma, pregnant again. thats about the 12th time isnt it?

by Urban Dictionary June 5, 2003

super soaker

A really big wet dream. Not just big either...super big. The type of thing you brag about to everyone you know.

Jimmy: "Hey mom, guess what! I had a super soaker last night, I woke up with a giant cum-beard and my belly was wet. I can't wait to tell everyone!"

by Urban Dictionary May 25, 2005

godfuck

a new version of the old "goddam it" or
"jesus christ" usually a term of anger or frustration.

godfuck, i left my paper at home.

by Urban Dictionary November 13, 2005

track

A sport involving lots of running at a fast pace. The hardest working athletes are usually on track. Although they get little glory they know why they do it... Fo' the LADIES

The hottest girls in the school were the long distance runners on the track team

by Urban Dictionary June 1, 2004

Z bars

Actually.. a "Z-bar" is a term used for a 2mg bar of alprazolam (commonly produced by Upjohn Pharmaceuticals under the trade name "xanax") It is called a "Z-Bar" because Xanax is pronounced with the first syllable sounding like that of a z

Man.. I got 120 Z bars off my dealer yesterday and already ate 7!

or man.. one Z bar will have my ass knocked out.

by Urban Dictionary May 1, 2006

cuntly

Behaving in a manner befitting a cunt; bitchy to the max.

Man, your sister was being mad cuntly the other day...I wouldn't touch that bitch with a thirty-foot cattle prod.

by Urban Dictionary April 14, 2005