Phone Chess

The act of playing chess over the phone. (Like phone sex, except for chess)

"D8 to D1"
"Oh em gee! I can't believe I lost in phone chess!"

by Urban Dictionary June 26, 2008

The Tar and Feather

When one shaves their bush over a clean towell. Then takes the towell, folds it back up nicely, and places it in the cabinet. Then when the next person takes a shower, they will dry off with the towell covered in delicious pubes. The crusty crotch pubes will stick all over their clean naked body.

Jayson shaved his bush over a nice clean towell. Then he folded the towell back up and placed it in the cabinet. Later on that day Tyler took a shower and when he was finished he dried off with the pube covered towell... Tyler cried because he had pubes in his mouth and eyes. I think some of Jayson's pubes got tangeld with Tyler's pubes..Then tyler took another shower. The Tar and Feather

by Urban Dictionary November 22, 2007

dirty taco

When someone is sleeping or passed out and another person spreads his/hers buttocks cheeks and goes on to sit on the sleeping person face. These steps may be repeated a number of times until the person awakes to take a bite of this festive mexican treat of anus.

Cam drank so much he passed out and didn't wake up until I gave him 43 dirty tacos.

by Urban Dictionary April 26, 2003

tit licker

one who licks tit; most likly a chicks tit

i want you to be my tit licker

by Urban Dictionary April 16, 2003

Ellen A. Muth

A very smart, pretty, cool, sweet, etc. actress who stars in dead like me a showtime tv original series, which is getting cancled by bobgreenblatt the devil's spawn!

Ellen Muth stars in Dead Like Me.

by Urban Dictionary January 15, 2005

Jackass

a great TV show on mtv that airs stunts. Nothing that has ever been aired on jackass (nevermind food stuff) is as crazy as stuff ive done. they skateboard off ramps, i bike onto moving vehicles. they ride wheelbarrows dowm some retarded hill, i ride some stupid shit but fast ass home-made car thing down the fastest hill in town. they might have had an injury, i play through two football games with a broken leg.

-ignorant person- whoa that show is insane!
-intelligent drew- nah, nothing they do is that dangerous

by Urban Dictionary May 13, 2005

desiree

hot and sexy girl. they look really hot. Youd want to be with them forever and ever!!!!!!

that girl is desiree.

this is also a name.

all girls named desiree are like this:D:D:D

by Urban Dictionary July 6, 2006