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mike jones

A stupid ass black guy who can't rap for rabbit nuts. He gets fucked in the ass daily by Paul Wall, while Michael Watts watches them while crying and jacking off at the same time

Oh snaps dogg, did you watch that Mike Jones video?

Fuck no bitch, I aint a fucking fag.

by ... April 2, 2005

popping a mahoner

the act of getting a boner when dancing with an unattractive girl then having it observed and/or photographed.

Dude Ben is popping a mahoner wutta freaken wierdo.

by ... April 9, 2005

baked bread feet

When obese woman who have fat in the cankle/foot area where pumps or any strap shoe and the fat is squeezed between the opening of the shoe. Generally very unpleasant to view. It looks as if bread does after it is baked. Hence the name.

*also see cankle
I'm suddenly not in the mood for bread after seeing her baked bread feet

by ... April 25, 2005

obesity

Excess flesh/fat upon the body, caused by overeating of fat foods (ie., cheesy poofs). Common amongst truck drivers, and people with nothing better to do than read this site all day.

Usage: That trucker is one motherf-cker that is f-ckin riddled by obesity, f-ck.

by ... November 27, 2003

Anomaly

1337 in all respects of the word, she is a genious with languages, computers, music, and just about everything else. She's one of the nicest, smartest people on 404.

"Anomaly just pwned that guy's theory."

by ... December 21, 2003

Green Moose

Green Moose is a super hero who fights along with Camel Lady, Llama Man, and Badgerina Ballerina. Green Moose can sneeze out flying carrier monkies.

Damn it! The monkey ate my cookie.

by ... August 3, 2004

Life

An illusion made by our so called "God".

Life? OH! That's that flaming bag of shit I threw away 4 years ago.

by ... February 28, 2005