me's definitions

Fruit Punch Special

The act of homocide during sexual intercourse with a female, spilling her bodily fluids on the sheets, resembling a fruit punch stain.

My sex life was in the dumps, but then I tried the the fruit punch special and I'm with a new girl every week!

by me October 19, 2004

Klondike Bar

You guess ;)

What would YOU do for a klondike bar?

by Me June 24, 2003

F-u-c-k-e-r

Someone who sleeps around with anything, this is including their same sex. They are usually sexually frustrated and even when they have a partner they cheat on them, this is why everybody calls them f-u-c-k-e-r-s this is very suitable as they make peeps lives miserable!

Tom had a girl but he all ways cheated on her with his m8

by Me December 5, 2003

polished weasel

bj

polished weasels should not be considered play when you dont expect a kiss

by me October 5, 2003

emo memo

Emo Memo (pronounced mee-mo) is the name of the opitimy of all emo-ness. He is the classic example of everything there ever was, is, and ever will be about emo. Be nice to the Emo kids, they have feelings too(since they obviously display it CONSTANTLY). An Emo Memo is usually in need of anti-depressants, tissues, and a hug. Maybe all three.

1.Erich Peter. The original Emo Memo. Greasy black hair that is swooshled over to the side, floppy messenger bag with way too many pins/buttons on it, creepy "veggie-leather" brown shoes, books of sappy cliched poetry that doesn't ryhme or make sense and has been done to death, enough tears to make the ocean overflow, anorexic thin-ness, loves manyt emo bands most people have never heard of such as Texas is the Reason, THe Promise Ring, Further Seems Forever, ect., and just being a whiney little emo bitch. But we still love him to death :)

by Me November 28, 2004

Homophobic

The state of being in denial about one's homosexuality.

"Look at that fag over there."
"Shutup you fucking homophobe. Youre probably gay yourself."

by me January 27, 2005

Big Black

1. The greatest band ever.

There are a lot of good bands, but none surpass the talent that was Big Black.

by Me March 2, 2003