anonymous 's definitions

akash patel

A sexy, intelligent, funny, tall, handsome, unbelievably lovable fly South Asian Gujarati with excellent morals and family values. Kindda slow too but ehh nobodies perfect!

Just tell your mummie that I'm an Akash Patel, baby.

by anonymous April 23, 2005

gowl

Someone worse that a cunt

stop talking to me like i'm some knid of gowl

by Anonymous April 8, 2005

Princess Sophie

An evil one-eyed snake who vommits when excited. Occasionally, the vommit can be projectile - harming those in its path.

To all men - look in your pants.
To women - look in your man's pants.

by ANONYMOUS November 18, 2003

Honged

To be the benefactor of someone else creating excessive work for you unnecessarily. To be at the receiving end of an inherently needy and imposing person so that you in effect wind up ding their job for them.

1)I got Honged!

2)Damn, that is a lot of freaking tickets for that one office. Are they going for a record?

by Anonymous January 22, 2004

Speed bump

An abnormally large line of cocaine.

"Whoooooooo.......that speed bump damn near killed me, dawg!"

by Anonymous July 25, 2004

two shakes of a lamb's tail

very quickly, as soon as possible

popularized by Uma Thurman in the movie Pulp Fiction

Just make yourself a drink Vincent and i'll be down in two shakes of a lamb's tail.

by Anonymous September 1, 2003

flipmode

To go wordsick/word at someone after they wordvexed/word you out

That dude slept with my girl, im gonna go flipmode on the nig

by Anonymous August 6, 2003