anonymous 's definitions
The "last one" is the last of a group of friends to engage in sexual relations with a member of the opposite gender. This person is consistantly teased and harassed regarding this shortcoming, with remarks like, but not limited to: "haha, (insert name here), you havent had sex yet!". Anger and frustration is usually carried out on other people and objects, such as televisions and video game controllers. The frustration reaches its peak when the "last one" is reminded that the quiet asain kid that lives above him is dropping the hammer and he is not. The lack of intercourse and cross-gender relations has led the "last one" to become quite adept at playing HALO 2, however, those sexually-experienced friends of his are beginning to challenge his reign.
the "last one": "haha, you suck, i just rocket-sniped your ass!"
sexually-experienced friend: "dude, shut up, youre the last one..."
sexually-experienced friend: "dude, shut up, youre the last one..."
by anonymous February 27, 2005
Get the the last onemug. 1)"wanna go to the movies tonight?"
"yea, i'm down."
2)In a gay club: "hey, i didn't know you were gay."
"oh yea, i'm down."
"yea, i'm down."
2)In a gay club: "hey, i didn't know you were gay."
"oh yea, i'm down."
by anonymous November 12, 2003
Get the I'm downmug. Weekly World News is a Black and White journal of information and opinion pulished each Monday.
On rare occasions Weekly World News will publish a story that is true. Also, in every issue, there is a page of Trivia that is not falsified.
Weekly World News has it's own mascot, a bat child that was found 2 miles underground by explorers. Dubbed "Bat-boy", he alledgedly has his own off-broadway musical.
Although 99.9% of this tabloid paper is false, it's stories can be quite humorous to read.
On rare occasions Weekly World News will publish a story that is true. Also, in every issue, there is a page of Trivia that is not falsified.
Weekly World News has it's own mascot, a bat child that was found 2 miles underground by explorers. Dubbed "Bat-boy", he alledgedly has his own off-broadway musical.
Although 99.9% of this tabloid paper is false, it's stories can be quite humorous to read.
"Jane told me about that angel shot down by U.S. troops"
"Where'd she get that from?"
"Weekly World News"
"Where'd she get that from?"
"Weekly World News"
by Anonymous August 10, 2004
Get the Weekly World Newsmug. by Anonymous April 30, 2004
Get the Prudence shawmug. A member of the subspecies Homo Danus, recognisable by traits such as sarcasm, hatred, and a geenral aura of weirdness. Volatile and dangerous in large dosages, much like the average human female. But male. Without being gay. See?
O noes! It's Bastion!
by Anonymous April 27, 2004
Get the Bastionmug. 
by Anonymous May 15, 2003
Get the carrottopmug.