Definitions by anonymous

egoboo

Ego boost

Your reaction to my message really gave me some much needed egoboo

egoboo by Anonymous June 5, 2003

Weeeirrrrt 

An audible apprecitation of the opposite sex; a noise that grows louder in proportion to the amount of alcohol consumed. A quiet 'Weeeirrrrt' in the ear of a friend when an attractive woman passes soon becomes a screaming, psychotic 'WEEEIRRRRT!' in her face after six pints of Stella and four vodka tonics.

'Weeeirrrrt'

Weeeirrrrt by Anonymous June 5, 2003

nizzo 

Usually an adjective, but can also be used as a noun. It can be used to describe almost anything in any way you want.

What's up, my nizzo. (What are you doing right now, my friend?)

Shit, nizzo, you wack. (Excuse me, Sir, but that was quite phallic of you.)

nizzo by Anonymous June 5, 2003

machete 

machete:an alternate word for the men with big wangs, usually used to cut the hyman in a virgins vigina by method of penetration.

machete by Anonymous June 5, 2003

Machete 

the alternate name for the male "unit" usually reffered by this name to impress the length of the machete to the ladies.

hey baby, let me show you my machete.

Machete by Anonymous June 5, 2003

invert

similar to the defenition of the shocker, only the alteration takes place in the positioning of the fingers. Instead of the traditional "Two in the pink" with the index and middle finger in the vigina, the ring finger and pinky finger insert the anus, inverting the position of the shocker. Caution: invert can cause severe anus damage, recomended for porn stars or really horny couples.

invert by Anonymous June 5, 2003

carpetlicker 

A female who has and enjoys oral sex with another female!

"mmmmm tasty," said the female to the other, "You are a good carpetlicker!"

carpetlicker by Anonymous June 5, 2003