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Definitions by anonymous

In a different language car means a man's penis.
I need a microscope to see that car!
car by Anonymous June 12, 2003

Bloodyknows 

a bleeding anus
That fag had a bloodyknows!
Bloodyknows by Anonymous June 12, 2003
Noun:
Name given to the distance before the islamic holiday of Ead.
Shiiiiiiiiit, we still got farid till we can roast that goat.
Farid by Anonymous June 12, 2003

Silencer 

when a guy shuts a girl up by stickin his cock in her mouth.
Silencer by anonymous June 12, 2003
Female genitalia.

When aroused, swells and produces a filmy, whitish lubricant.

Contains a number of nerve endings, none more senstive than the clitoris, an organ a part of the vagina that is formed from the same tissue as the head of the male penish.

Stretchable. Consequently, the wider the penis inserted, the more pleasurable for the woman. However, this is not an elastic wasteband, most women prefer a fairly broad diameter equivalent to that of a fairly thick cucumber.

Approximately six inches deep, sometimes more or less depending on the woman. Suffice to say, the value of a long penis dimishes after 8 inches or when lacking in depth.

Exit for a baby.
He had a 12 inch swizzle stick and kept ramming his fingers in my vagina. Next time I'll just use a dildo.
Vagina by Anonymous June 12, 2003

disco stu 

Ginger oaf from Hexham. Raspy at counter strike. Raspy at BMX. Raspy at life. Lightweight, hard to understand, throws up in own bed. See Geordie.
"Why aye man you've done a disco stu and thrown up in your own bed"

"Why aye man you can't hit shit as ct"

"Why aye man youse a raspy cunt like disco stu"
disco stu by Anonymous June 12, 2003

whisky dick 

a man's inability to get a stiffy, due to too much booze in his system
My boyfriend drank so much that he had whisky dick. I had to satisfy myself!
whisky dick by Anonymous June 12, 2003