Urban Dictionary: Definitions by anonymous

1. COP, 5 0, Pig, Fuzz. These are the dudes that are always slappin' the black man down!
2. A rock group from the late '70s and early '80s that featured Sting on vocals.

1. Run! The fuckin' police are comin'!!
2. The Police were a great band of the '80s.

Police by Anonymous July 13, 2003

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google hand

The measure of one's ability to rapidly locate information on the internet using Google.

I just asked Jim about a rare bread of guinean banana slug. He had some links for me in a couple of minutes. Damn is his Google hand strong!

google hand by Anonymous July 13, 2003

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non-offensive swears

When different words are used to replace obsenity to prevent people from being hurt by rude language.
Example:
shit=shiat, shiet/shite, shiote
hell= heck
ass= arse
bitch= biotch, biatch beeeaatch
bastard= bastoard
fuckin(g)= friggin, freakin, fookin
fuck= freak
damn= darn
suck= stink
oh my God!= Oh, my goosh.

Non-offensive way: Oh, my goosh. He stuck his finger up Chad's arse and pulled out a lump of Chad's shiet. Why the heck did he do that? I bet he's a freakin biatch.
Translation: Oh my God! He stuck his finger up Chad's ass and pulled out a lump of Chad's shit! What the Hell was he doing? I bet he's a fucking bitch.

non-offensive swears by Anonymous July 13, 2003

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