anonymous 's definitions

Underground

If you ever get the chance to listen to an Underground CD called "The people of the stands" (very hard to find) it has a very good song called "Providence" and it cannot be found on Kazaa no matter what you're user level is.

Providence
Just another day in the Life
One way Road
Track 4 on the CD named above
Track 10 " "

Great songs just waiting to be found.

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

music

Music, as you know it, sucks. Music is not a recording. Music is not a band or any musicians (most modern musicians, mainly guitarists, bassists, and drummers, suck anyway). Real music does not have to be recorded. Real music is written down in standard notation, but since most modern music is too horrible to be written down, and since most musicians can't read music at all, it doesn't even matter. Music continues to suck.

Ask a so-called "musician" these days to recite the circle of fifths, order of flats, or even the key of Cmaj. He probably won't be able to do it. Once people stop becoming classical musicians, music is screwed forever.

by Anonymous February 1, 2004

wendy's

Crappy place to work as it is the scourge is cheap people everywhere who like to order excessive amounts of Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers.

CUSTOMER: "Yes I'd like 7 Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers."
ME: "Damn the 99c Menu!"

Damn people then get mad when there 7 burgers aren't done in under 30 seconds because they obviously forget they are cheap and aren't the only people waiting for food.

by anonymous January 16, 2004

ast

n: a business located in a warehouse in northwestern pennsylvania peddling electronics and no good outdoor books.

Oh man, I got fired from AST. Again! wtf!

by anonymous June 21, 2004

schlong

Penis. Probably derived from the German "schlange" for snake, which, pronounced in German, must have sounded like "schlong" to native English speakers.

Wow, that horse has got a pretty huge schlong. I don't know if those fifth graders on their field trip to the zoo should be seeing this.

by anonymous January 2, 2004

t-x

The art of taking your dick and stuffing it down a woman's throat so that she cannot bite it but only struggle to get it out of her mouth. At the end of asphyxiation you shout, "You are terminated" and blow your load down her throat as she dies.

Bitch you better shut up or I'll deliver a T-X on you later tonight.

by anonymous June 29, 2004

BennyS

An overwhelming sense of coolness or respect from your homies/peers.

Man after the show, my friends gave me a great feeling of BennyS.

by anonymous March 8, 2005