state job

Being employed to sit around and accomplish little to nothing, the rare time you actually show up to work.

"Man this state job is so easy, even though I was late to work today it didn't matter, my boss was all hung over and watching reruns of Dukes of Hazard on his small black and white tv"

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

penisriffic

an amazing penis

richard: im so un penisriffic, mines an inch long, in fact i got a chalone

by Anonymous June 20, 2003

Wood

short for "peckerwood" this is a term used to describe a white boy.

Looks like a wood to me

by Anonymous May 28, 2003

Wood

Synonym for weed

I just bought some wood to smoke.

by Anonymous October 04, 2003

wood

of HollyWood types. Famous and superior

Dude's wood, man.

He's got wood written all over him.

That wood guy is f'n great.

by Anonymous March 04, 2003

snoogins

just kidding

"Let's fuck"
"WHA?"
"snoogins"

by Anonymous June 24, 2003

flipmode

To go wordsick/word at someone after they wordvexed/word you out

That dude slept with my girl, im gonna go flipmode on the nig

by Anonymous August 06, 2003