kit's definitions

Smoke Bombing

To leave a group outing without saying goodbye and no one noticing. A synonym to the Irish Goodbye or Ghosting.

Dan: I couldn't find you at the wedding last night,where were you?
Angela: Sorry I was smoke bombing and got the hell out of there!

by KiT April 23, 2015

Malörted

The act of haven taken a shot of Jeppson's Malört, which is considered a form of delicious self-abuse. Especially popular in the Chicagoland area.

Help me I've been Malörted!!

by KiT November 23, 2019

PINK

Passive Income No Kids.
The true goal in life. Better than a DINK.

Marcia Roy on Succession is not a PINK since Logan died, because she technically has a son...

by KiT May 23, 2023

roger combs

Father of Benji and Joel Madden. I have tracked down this man and given him $500 and a pat on the back.

The reason Joel is so Ghetto and Benji is so hardcore.

Oh look, Good Charlotte have written another song about there father walking out on them on Christmas eve. I wonder what Good Charlotte would write songs about if their dad didn't leave them?

by kit January 29, 2005

Slut Shower

When you are in a rush so you wash your various body parts while hunched over a sink

Gotta run, guess I'll take a slut shower

by KiT May 16, 2019

deek

A family friendly way to say the word for male genetalia 😊

OMG look at his deek ! / His deek is wrinkly

by kit August 13, 2023

p town

P-Town, short for Peoria, IL.

Nickname for the coolest cat in our town!

P-town is home, who want's to go to the Lipper for some fun....Meow!!!

by Kit September 2, 2004