entirely new experience
by M November 25, 2003

You know when you have some fried chicken on your plate and it's the last piece at the cookout and of COURSE you drop it on the floor. Then what do you do? After all, it's disgusting to eat food that fell on the floor. Well, the 5 SECOND RULE says that after 5 seconds, any food that fell on the floor immediately becomes un-germified. So after 5 seconds, eat whatever you dropped on the floor, cuz the rule is what really matters.
John: "Damn I dropped my slice of pizza on the floor."
Mike: "That's too bad."
John: "Oh well," ::picks slice up and waits five seconds:: "5 second rule!" ::BITE!::
Mike: "That's too bad."
John: "Oh well," ::picks slice up and waits five seconds:: "5 second rule!" ::BITE!::
by M July 10, 2004

Slang name for Max Matthew Smilow, who is a huge douche, possibly the biggest in the universe according to receient studies. See also: douche
by M March 07, 2005



A sweet, nice, caring girl, who will kick some white boy ass if he keeps calling her a fangirl or a cam whore, or any other deragotory term.
by M March 12, 2003

Anthony, the biggest fuck boy stupid bitch fucker you will ever meet. He's ugly, he probably does crack, he plays girls, uses and abuses. Don't ever go for an Anthony.
by M March 11, 2015
