urbandictionary

A dotcom blog where correct spelling is optional, even while calling others stupidddd.

Someone who has risen to the position of President of the United States of America called stupid by people that can't spell.

by r March 11, 2005

LMC

An acronym for Lick My Cunt, commonly used on the internet.

"LMC, beeeeatch!" Said the jealous girl with oral herpes.

by R October 17, 2004

scorpion

anything given to you by someone that hates you.

"Looks like that bitch gave you a scorpion."

by R March 10, 2004

jabber jawed

When oral sex is performed on a man, the shaft of his penis is scraped by the female's teeth, causing an abrasion.

I was getting brains from this stripper, and the filthy whore jabber jawed my shit. I didn't know what to do.

by r May 27, 2004

scandalorky

to be dorky in scandalous proportion

when they went to the restaurant they ordered scandalorky potatoes

by r January 25, 2004

Dickdo disease

Condition in which a man's stomach hangs out farther than his dick do.

That guy weighs 400 pounds, he must have a serious case of dickdo.

by R February 07, 2005

notch

(noun) - the bridge of skin between the testicles and the anus. See also taint and grundle.

It's notch yer ass and it's notch yer balls!

by R February 02, 2005