God's definitions

Dampyre

- An ignorant goth guy who thinks he is an urbanite.
- Any person who subscribes to the dnesity theory of urban developement even though they possess no knowledge on the subject.
- A filthy animal.
- Also known as the raper of albino hairless Thai Midget boys.

1. That dude thinks he knows about urbanity, he must be a dampyre.

2. You need to get your facts straight about the crime level in Chicago, they are much higher than you'd like to admit, what are you a dampyre?!

by God April 3, 2003

Tribalbob

Nigger Hater

by GOD November 9, 2006

Submissive

Just a nicer way of saying slutty.

"I fucked two guys last night, but it's okay because I'm submissive"

by God October 27, 2003

shoooter

Actually not a poser, more of a deity

shoooter is as badass in real life

by God March 9, 2005

USMCR

United States Marine Corps Reserve

Active duty Marines think low of those in the USMCR.

by god April 24, 2005

cable

someone that prefers the company of males; the Greek word for "homosexual"; "gay"; "queer"; and "mega gay"

Andy Conrad is such a Cable

by God November 11, 2006

fuzzy handcuffs

(n) an apparatus used for more risque sexual endeavors.
Also, an item used to do laundry.

Hey, I borrowed these fuzzy handcuffs, so I can do some kinky laundry this weekend.

by God April 6, 2005