God's definitions

Gene Simmons

See Self Indulging Sellout.

Gene Simmons enjoys letting people know that he still exists by selling them condomns and pretending to be a talented musician.

by God December 12, 2004

The Dirty Turczak

When you knock a girl out so that she in unconcious, then you have sex with her.

Jim used The Dirty Turczak to get laid for the first time.

by God March 2, 2005

lolerskatez

lol

lolerskatez!

by God October 28, 2003

hottarded

adj.
1) a word describing a stupid action performed by a really hot guy/girl.
2) a word used to describe a really hot person's personality.

1) "did you just see that really hot guy trip over his shoelace? it was seriously hottarded."

2) "that guy is so funny, he's hottarded."

by god February 21, 2005

burgers

a round fat objet that looks very tasty

"did you see that guy he looked like burgers!"

by God March 19, 2005

gandalf

The coolest character in the Lord of the Rings

Frodo: Hey, Gandalf, how do I get rid of this god damn ring?
Gandalf: My friend, you have to touch yourself at night without wearing the ring.

by God July 21, 2003

laundry

(v) The act of having sex, particularly while trying to hide knowledge of the act from others.

Meet me downstairs in 5 minutes to do laundry; He'll never notice we're gone.

by God April 3, 2005