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One of the most exciting ice-hockey forwards to watch - Alexander Mogilny. This Siberian born sniper was one of the first Soviet ice-hockey players to defect to the NHL. He has won numerous awards, including Lady Byng Trophy (NHL 2002-2003 season, given to most 'gentlemany' player) and Best Forward in 1988 World Junior Hockey Championships. He defected with representatives of Buffalo Sabres NHL club after he and his Soviet team won the championship.
Played on one of the best lines ever in ice-hockey - with center Sergei Fedorov and winger Pavel Bure.
Played for Buffalo Sabres, Vancouver Canucks, New Jersey Devils and is currently playing for the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Leading Toronto Maple Leafs scorer for the 2002-2003 season. Leading play-offs scorer for the Toronto Maple Leafs. Had 100% scoring percentage (3 shots on goal - 3 goals) in his first play-off game of the 2002-2003 season against Philadelphia Flyers.
Possesses a lethal combination of swift movies and marksmanship. Has a dangerous, and very precise wrist shot. Brilliant playmaker. Has the ability to take and make a pass from anywhere, at any time.
Played on one of the best lines ever in ice-hockey - with center Sergei Fedorov and winger Pavel Bure.
Played for Buffalo Sabres, Vancouver Canucks, New Jersey Devils and is currently playing for the Toronto Maple Leafs.
Leading Toronto Maple Leafs scorer for the 2002-2003 season. Leading play-offs scorer for the Toronto Maple Leafs. Had 100% scoring percentage (3 shots on goal - 3 goals) in his first play-off game of the 2002-2003 season against Philadelphia Flyers.
Possesses a lethal combination of swift movies and marksmanship. Has a dangerous, and very precise wrist shot. Brilliant playmaker. Has the ability to take and make a pass from anywhere, at any time.
- Did you see the Sabres game last night?
- Yeah, Alexander The Great faked a wrap-around and scored the goal from behind the net by deflecting it off the goal-keeper!
- Yeah, Alexander The Great faked a wrap-around and scored the goal from behind the net by deflecting it off the goal-keeper!
by G February 12, 2004
Get the Mogilnymug. a selfish ignorant sadist who will one day contribute to the suffering and destruction of the whole of humanity except a few of richest, most selfish, most fundamentalist christians who are all white, physically healthy and straight.
He supports the war and capital punishment coz he believes being rich and American gives you the right to kill people less fortunate if it helps you to become richer.
by G May 13, 2005
Get the republicanmug. Verb, used to describe an individual that can't help by make bad jokes (usually a PUN).
Usually these PUNs are meant to be dumb, and quite often deliberately lame. A Punster favors bad play on word jokes but is not limited to play on word jokes. Lame humor (see anti joke and dad joke) would also fit the character of a Punster.
Usually these PUNs are meant to be dumb, and quite often deliberately lame. A Punster favors bad play on word jokes but is not limited to play on word jokes. Lame humor (see anti joke and dad joke) would also fit the character of a Punster.
Punster: *walks on stage and points to (electronic) speaker* "Friends I'd like to introduce our guest speaker"
Audience: *fake laugh* "Get on with the demo"
Punster: *points to mic* "And his friend Mike"
Audience: *Booing noise* "Get of the stage Punster!"
Punster: *smirk* "Wow the 'feedback' here is terrible."
Audience: *Boo* "Get out!"
Audience: *fake laugh* "Get on with the demo"
Punster: *points to mic* "And his friend Mike"
Audience: *Booing noise* "Get of the stage Punster!"
Punster: *smirk* "Wow the 'feedback' here is terrible."
Audience: *Boo* "Get out!"
by G July 21, 2015
Get the Punstermug. 
Get the Uptownmug. by G January 2, 2004
Get the duffmug. by G August 7, 2003
Get the Wayne Rooneymug. Other wise known as Scrat. Half squirrel and half rat. Accurately named after Scrat from ice age. Scrat is known for his skittishness and obssesion over nuts. Particularly one nut.
by G January 15, 2004
Get the panic pack rat petermug.