Drunk Monkey

The art of returning home and climbing on your (sober) girl to act like a porn star after an excessive night of drinking.

I pulled the drunk monkey on my lady last night.

by G November 26, 2003

average

Rick is average

by G August 04, 2003

A short fat girl that wears clothing thats to small for her. The term is derived from the beluga whale.

"i wish that baby beluga would pull her shirt down, you can see her rolls draping over her pants."

by G February 27, 2004

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by G January 28, 2003

"We're going to be late, trundle!"

by g November 12, 2004

To punch someone with his back turned to you, and then wuss out of a fight.

THat prison bitch, who walpoled me in the yard, is going to get a surprise later in the showers.

by G June 18, 2006