Whatever's definitions

pwned

A word used online by nerds and fags

Bob: "Look at me im a nerd and i use the word pwned like a fag loser fag fag"

by whatever April 5, 2005

blowjob

The most disgusting taste in the world. A good way to keep yourself from eating anything for the next week.

"I threw up 5 seconds into a blowjob"

by whatever March 6, 2005

lothario

a womanizer

by whatever April 12, 2003

windows update

A feature that is no different from compiling the Linux kernel.

If you don't want a Windows Update, you should have stuck with Windows 98 instead.

by whatever April 10, 2004

CD-R

The most popular means of copying music, games, graphics, programs and digital information in the modern computer age. Now more popular than cassettes.

At Best Buy they are selling Memorex CD-R's for $4.99 after a $10 rebate!

by Whatever April 8, 2003

Subscriptions

Many issues, too numerous to count. In other words, not worth dealing with.

That bitch doesn't have issues, she's got subscriptions.

by Whatever June 4, 2004

gay marriage

I cannot belive all the assholes who say that gays marrying is wrong. Im not gay Im straight but i belive that gays should have every single right everyone else has. I mean america is supposed to be some great free country and look whats happening all over again. Discrimation against anyone for anything is wrong. Being against gay marrige would be like how america has discriminated against people so many times before and here we are in our day and age still doing it. Just because gay isnt a race or gender doesnt mean they can have their rights taken away.

sick bastards how could you be so cruel..

by Whatever April 6, 2005