gascoigne

Greatest English football player of all time. Took us single handedly to the Italia 90 semi finals, the semi finals of Euro 96 and winners of Le Tournoi in 97. Sadly left out of the France 98 squad by the useless fuckwit that is Glenn Hoddle. Can now be found in China. Greatest footballer ever to grace these shores.

"Is Gascoigne going to have a crack? He is you know!"

"Omfg that's Paul Gascoign standard"

by Anonymous June 04, 2003

bum cigar

Turd formed when arse cheeks are so tight as to elongate it to resemble a cigar

by Anonymous May 05, 2003

Ladd

Piece of shit honky who sucks huge black cock for money, drugs, and especially large quantities of food.

"Yo, get off my dick and stop acting like a sorry ass LADD.

by Anonymous April 07, 2003

fuckhat

general fuckwit.

'my name is galviin.' -galviin

by Anonymous April 07, 2003

roledog

The person you spend most of your time with

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

Homestar

a cool white dude that pronounces his r's as w's and speaks with a lisp

HS:What happend to my website?
SB:The System is down, yo.
HS:Oh the system.
SB: Yeah. I tink too many peepole tried to log on at once. Sorry
HS: What are you sowwy fo. Its my website.

by Anonymous May 09, 2003

Dinato

a homosexual person that rats on people for their own safety

i was arrested because of a fucking dinato

by Anonymous May 16, 2003