french oven

When you are getting a BJ under the covers and then you fart.

I made my dick tent into a french oven.

by Anonymous September 05, 2003

Houha

1. An outburst connoting victory or pleasure
2. A saying amongst secret underground orangists who believe in houhaism.

oh man, you got owned, houha.

by Anonymous September 22, 2003

swampdonkey

Woman so ugly you wouldn't touch her with a barge pole strapped to the end of a pole vault pole.

Phil often woke up after a night on the beers finding himself next to a swampdonkey

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

qigga

A cuban man trying to act black.

Dman, shorty, that qigga just hit you form behind.

by Anonymous April 22, 2003

cootchie cutter

shorts that are too short

by Anonymous October 16, 2002

wooden pony

a basic torture device consisting of a horizontal member such as a board or pipe on which the sufferer rests the weight of the crotch.

Good slaves get spanked, bad slaves ride the wooden pony.

by Anonymous October 02, 2003

bumping nasties

Sex, as in thrusting two hairy, smelly parts of the body into each other till gooey liquids spurt out.

We were bumping nasties all night man, she was looser than my ass after an all you can eat mexican buffet!

by Anonymous May 28, 2003