Anonymous 's definitions

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aka Fat Bastard aka Fat Fuck aka Fat Ass Bastard Fuck aka Ugly Ass Fat Monkey-Lipped Bastard aka Fatty aka Tubbo aka Fat Ass

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

Stalker

a person obsessed with another to the point of insanity. I.E. following one everywhere, calling constantly, not following restraining orders, collecting their hair in shower drains

he is stalking you.

by Anonymous June 2, 2003

stu

A person who likes to make love to dead animals

You are stu-ing

by Anonymous September 10, 2003

antelope

When an ant climbs down a ladder to get into her boyfriend's car.

I saw an antelope in my yard.

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

Fucktard

a Contraction of the word fucking retard.
Can only be used when in a 5th-10th level feud with someone,not a lightweight word.

by Anonymous June 13, 2003

NAMBLA

(North American Man-Boy Love Association) - Most fucked up group in the world. They think they have rights, but let's face it - no one has the right to take advantage of, rape, and mentally corrupt children.

by Anonymous August 5, 2003

P90

Manufactured by Fabrique Nationale, one of the top leading arms companies of Europe, the P90 is FN's answer to NATO's request for a compact Personal Defense Weapon system that will defeat armored targets, which in the modern battlefield is becoming more proliferous. A bullpup design, the P90 boasts complete ambidexterity, with ambidexterous fire selector, magazine release, and downward casing ejection. Most unique about the weapon is its 50-round magazine, mounted vertically parallel to the barrel, the cartridges are actually rotated 90 degrees in the magazine before entering the chamber. This round, the 5.7 x 28 mm (a necked-down 5.56 x 45mm), is being touted as the answer to kevlar-wearing opponents, being able to pierce 48 layers of CRISAT from a range of 200 m. With a dual-composition steel/aluminum core, the 5.7 will tumble upon penetration of soft tissue, leaving deep cavities up to 2-3 inches. Despite this, the relatively low muzzle energy and mass of the 5.7 round sometimes prove unreliable in terms stopping power against unarmored targets, unlike the venerable .45 ACP, or even the 9 mm Parabellum.

by Anonymous August 9, 2003