GOD's definitions

ripped

Very drunk or otherwise under the influence.
properly wankered.

synonyms include

Hammered
Trollied
Balck 'n' Deckered
Nailed
Wankered
Fucked
Shitted
Bolloxed
Cunted
etc.

Any swear word or tool with -ed added on the end.

Torn

I was badly ripped.
He was ripped to the tits.

by GOD September 14, 2003

jobby jobby

a particularly long jobby

why jim, that was a rather long jobby jobby, did you eat it as well?

Of course I did, I cannot resist a good jobby jobby

by god April 12, 2003

kanaba

The oldest surviving word on the planet, more commonly spelled "cannabis" now, it is around 8000 years old

sumarian: "this is some killer kanaba, i bet it would make a good shirt but im just going to smoke it"

by god October 13, 2003

Mental Stamina

A condition where the victim is forced to wear shirts that are 32 sizes too big.

That ant is wearing godzillas t-shirt, he has mental stamina.

by God March 20, 2003

japanese donkey punch

A type of donkey punch performed by a bum ninja. It is an advanced stealth technique and only known by elite ranks

"Alan gave a japanses donkey punch to super nick"

by GOD March 27, 2003

Blue Team

Gods Of Halo 2, Bitch Slappers of Red Team.

We'll make the Red Team our bitch

by God November 10, 2006

Cuntstump

1 Noun: The remnants of a vagina after female castration
2 Noun: A person whom displays the qualities of a castrated vagina, including, but not limited to: Being dull, insensitive, short, unnattractive, painful to behold, pathetic, vacant of sensation, messy, scarred, etc.

"Susan is such a fucking cuntstump, why'd she tell my husband about Brian?"

by God October 28, 2004