well a good evening officer

when walking home from mattys house drunk and see a policeman u have to say "well a good evening officer" and he wont think that u r drunk

policeman - "hello, and wot are u two doing talking to thatlampost"

whitey and lewis - "well a good evening officer"

by poo July 30, 2004

ugmo

a krazy slut who tried 2 get wid sum 1 outa her leage at a movie marathon

god damn that ugmoz tryin 2 hook in!!

by poo April 22, 2003

no father conspiracy

dads are disappearing all around america and flocking to mexico... but why? most of the are drug cartels like my buddy Chris. but what about the good dads, some say the milk shortage in america is forcing them to long haul to mexico where they never return

Well be right back on channel 69 new with more on the no father conspiracy

by poo January 31, 2022

beastiality

Sexual relations with animals. Snakes, Dogs, Cats, Horses, Goats... etc. Hard sex with hot-sweaty farm anamals

Len don't watch this stuff you sick person

by poo June 26, 2003

canadian idol

A spinoff of American Idol that is rigged just like the original but is made much more obvious.

Canadian Idol's telephone lines made me vote for Jenny when I voted for Ryan, again.

by Poo September 04, 2003

Dicky's ding dong

Name given to the unsightly looking 'landmark' placed in Western Australian city, Perth. It is a large glass belltower placed on adjacent the Swan river which runs through the city. The tower presumably cost a large amount of funding to build and is appreciated by no-one, the 'Dicky' in the phrase refers to much hated Australian prime minister John Howard; an evil little man, see 'John Howard'

"Alright then mate I'll meet you in the city next Dicky's ding dong"

by Poo March 08, 2005

doubt, massive doubt

dont know wot it means but ask any townie

tom - "i run 14 miles a day"
jane - "doubt, massive doubt"

by poo July 30, 2004