piss in my cornflakes

A big let down; disappointment; An urban version of "Rain on my parade"

A favorite saying growing up in Michigan

Damn, I was about to bang this bitch and her parents had to come home and piss in my cornflakes!

by J April 27, 2004

Russian candycane

Like a pearl necklace but just before the man ejaculates, he punches her in the face making her nose bleed. The blood mixing with the semen resembles a festive candycane swirl.

Vlad finished off the holidays by giving Nadia a messy Russian candycane.

by J November 12, 2003

badunkadunk

As a noun - (most common use) = a female's buttocks.

As an adjective (or Onomonpeia) - Refers to the sound of the passanger residing in the trunk of an automobile...

When we hit as speed bumb, that cop went a badunkadunkin'....

by J July 11, 2006

mtv

a corporation that literally started music television, that people will always seem to bitch about and then go off to watch. does hav stupid presenters etc tho.

watch mtv 2

person: i hate mtv so much cos all my friends do.
person 2: yeh i only watch mtv cos i hate it so much.

by j July 18, 2004

Bell x1

Brilliant band from Cellbridge, County Kildare. Used to be bandmates of damien rice absolutely brilliant band!!

"Have you heard the new Bell x1 single? It's really good!"

by j April 09, 2005

remster

A remie, a remtard, a retard.
A cerebrally-challenged individual.

Oh my god you are a goddamn remster!

by J June 17, 2003

Tuner

synonymous with Idiot. Nowadays most car places which call themselves Tuners (and not raceshops) are usually run by idiots who don't know anything about car performance and setup.

That's why nowadays the word "Tuner" is used instead of "Idiot" a lot

That guy is a tuner, dude

by J June 02, 2004