j's definitions

gangan

A hooker or prostitute that has sex with dogs

Your mom is a gangan, faggott!!!

by j May 13, 2005

cfl

Choppers for life

cfl in lbc

by j August 7, 2003

Vienna effect

Named after the "barely a food" item, the vienna sausage. Used to indicate something is good the first time you try it, but it progressingly gets worse and worse... usually after the second or third instance.

This food has the vienna effect, first bite is good, second bite is ok, third bite is eh.... And the rest after that are nasty.

by J February 7, 2004

Jubes

Soft Jelly like lolly

I like to eat Sour Jubes

by J March 14, 2004

Wolfenstien

uhh dude, this game was called Wolfenstein 3D, Return to Castle Wolfenstein was also another pathetic attempt at recreating one of the first and most successful attempts at making a very plain and entertaining game from nothingness.

slaps the blasphemor
j' yo fool, your their lingo aint got the chives n chippies needed to lactate on these streets, go back to tinseltown prairy puff.
dude with weird name' wolfenschneider flaffen stein, eier stumpfe.
j' ill pretend that never happened

by J April 3, 2005

fender rhodes

a piano made from 1965 to the early 80s. Electro mechanical, sounds by means of tines, tone bars, and pickups. Rhodes was not used in "money" that was a wurlitzer 200A

joni mitchell has rhodes on "the hissing of summer lawns"

by j December 20, 2003

Life

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that, a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. The you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!

Uff... Now that's what life should be!!

by j August 13, 2004