j's definitions

potato show

A potato show is when you put your balls on your buddy's face when he's passed out at a party.

Dude look at Steve, go give him a potato show

by J March 1, 2005

jail

a place where you shouldn't drop the soap and give the bully your fruit cocktail.

Let me have your fruit cocktail.

Don't drop the soap!!!

by J April 21, 2004

prom

where the food is nasty and the dj plays the hokie-pokie song.

this prom is wack as hell.

by J April 21, 2004

beffen

Dutch word for eating pussy

Damn man, I can't wait to bef her!

by J April 22, 2004

mushroom tattoo

See mushroom stamp

I don't know what happened to Sarah at the party, but she came back with a nice mushroom tattoo.

by J April 22, 2004

Pub Fishing

To walk into a pub (most normally with several friends) (often intoxicated) and yell either the name 'Dave' or 'Sharon' and laugh at the kevs and shazzas that respond.

Dude, the gig's over, what do you want to do?

Let's go pub fishing...

by J April 24, 2004

FTS

"Fuck That Shit" When you cant say Fuck that Shit...like in public.

When nothings going right, and your in a public place where cussing is not cool...just say FTS

by j April 24, 2004