j's definitions

Russian candycane

Like a pearl necklace but just before the man ejaculates, he punches her in the face making her nose bleed. The blood mixing with the semen resembles a festive candycane swirl.

Vlad finished off the holidays by giving Nadia a messy Russian candycane.

by J November 12, 2003

CollectaCheck

A member of law enforcement who does the absolute bare minimum to maintain his employment. usu. a sign of cowardice, apathy and lethargy, rarely a sign of intelligence.

going into 7-11 highasamotherfucker, I wasn't stressin 5-0, they was CollectaChecks.

by J January 21, 2004

Windows

A high paid barbaric and cold-blooded way to turn your computer into a Relic.

I just donated my windows installed wrecked computer to the local museum

by j March 14, 2005

haggard

FUcked up beyond all repair

That ho's pussy is so haggard

by j May 13, 2005

chipmunk

a monkey that still has a chip of wood stuck up his ass from fucking himself with a log

holy fucking shit look at that chipmunk

by j March 28, 2005

Brass

said 'braass' as opposed to 'brarse'

When something is of terrible quality

"Yo blad dem creps are brass blad, allow dem Hi-Tech creps blad"

by J December 6, 2006

Jcfrat

A cool guy

Pete says...Hey there is a Jcfrat
John says...Lets hang out with him hes cool

by J March 17, 2004