Tom's definitions

Flesh Scarf

The act of lubing up loose scrotum skin, wrapping it around an erect penis, and jerking it off using your scrotum.

I was getting bored with Bob monotonously mounting me, so instead I requested a Flesh Scarf, and life has never been better.

by Tom January 10, 2005

Oode

A nice way of calling someone a "Fag" or "Looser." It is an insult in all forms. Typical insult for a 'rican.

That kid is such an Oode...

by Tom May 13, 2005

sheeesh

A word signaling simultaneous frustration & confusion. It's uttered after some event that frustrates & confuses, and you just can't let the moment pass without some kind of comment.

Curly Howard (The Three Stooges) frequently said "Sheeesh!" after something didn't operate the way it was expected to operate, like a telephone. Or when he was slapped by his brother, Moe, for no apparent reason.

by Tom January 12, 2005

nutsacular

1. Pertaining to the nutsack
2. Extremely spectacular

Usually used sarcastically
to express disapproval

Econ class was just nutsacular today. That teacher's lisp could not have been more annoying.

by tom April 4, 2005

Biffa

a person who is a wanker

don't be a biffa

by tom December 13, 2003

monkey pubes

Means a monkeys pubic hair or hairy pistachio nuts
comes from the mind of people who have nothing better to do all day but sit around and post things on the internet for no apparent reason

Geez this nut has monkey pubes

by Tom April 1, 2004

toetoe

a boy who is always late to college and has a gambling problem.

arran u could be a p.a

by tom March 13, 2005