Tom's definitions

sha

Sha - A slang term for shit.

"This is good Sha" - when refering to food.

by Tom April 20, 2005

banjo player

It is basicly a girl or boy who goies around 'playing' other people of the opposite sex. I.e Going up to them and making them think they like them when actually it is a devilish plot to rule over everyone.

Player: Your looking sexy today Grrr...
Uglyboy 18:Gee thx sexy lady

Later that day....

Uglyboy 18: Wow i think she likes me :P
Uglyboy 28: Nah she likes me you tart.
Clever boy 1: No you fools she is playing you like a banjo, i mean full on band practice.

by Tom July 9, 2004

genmay

Genmay is an internet forum which is hellbent on reusing old and now unfunny internet catchphrases. Just look at the other definitions for what I mean. Most of thier humour is stolen from somethingawful.com after their forums have sucked all the funny out of it.

Genmay is basically where all the fark/somethingawful washouts end up. If you enjoy killing every last little bit of a joke over and over again, this forum is for you!

Hey man, I just visited Genmay and I saw a totally hilarious image of Admiral Ackbar saying IT'S A TRAP. AHHAHAHA LOOOOOOOL.

by Tom November 8, 2004

smoothie

1. Female genitalia in an uncorrupted state, i.e. no loosy goosy and no discoloration, and usually shaved cleanly.
2. A girl who has a smoothie.

1. Man look at this pussy, there's no roast beef, it's a smoothie!
2. Man, that girl is definitely a smoothie!

by tom April 25, 2004

Dirty South Fish Hook

your two fingers in the hiney and then sink your thumb in her dickhole

by tom April 25, 2003

airflare

An advanced breakdancing (or bboying for purists) move. Requiring a lot of strength and balance, airflares have an impressive gravity defying appearance.

"I got this Korean kid on a video who does 30 airflares in a row!"

by Tom October 16, 2003

Polying

The exchange of conversation between two individuals.

Yo so I was polying with him and what not.

by TOM November 17, 2004