definectimy

when you open somebody up shit in them and sew them up again.

i shall procede in doing a definectimy

by tom November 26, 2003

the mighty trin

Trinity College, Oxford.

The mighty trin will rise again.

by Tom December 19, 2004

lag

Everything in the world that sucks/ fails/ pisses you off in general

Wow.. Rob really lags

by Tom March 21, 2005

caahncil

The croydonish way of saying council.

i live in a caahncil flat

by Tom September 06, 2003

stoner

A person who smokes marijuana on a frequent basis. Unlike drinkers, who so often label stoners as leeches on society, stoners are quiet, friendly types who keep themselves to themselves and are not confrontational or loud/obnoxious in any way.

"I'm a stoner and I'm damn proud of it"

by Tom October 09, 2005

Kling-ons

small poo nuggets that get stuck to the hair of the anus!

What has the starship enterprise and loo roll got in common?
They both fly around uranus searching for kling-ons!

by ToM August 02, 2003

shiznit

the shit

Thats the shiznit!

by Tom November 25, 2003