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Parker

People who are Parkers are just hot. Like pound me into a mattress hot. Like slam me into a door and fuck the shout of me hot you know. So, just let a parker fuck you :)

Love, Parker is so great in bed. He slammed me into the mattress and pounded me HARD.

by August 8, 2021

Ms. Campagna

Lit fam!

"Bro, stop being a Ms. Campagna."

by February 14, 2022

Firetruck Driver

An unexplainable derogatory term, and one of the worst things you can call someone in a video game.

Heal the tank you firetruck driver!!!!!

by January 17, 2022

Fenesticle

Synonym for “Ottoman” or “Poof”. Specifically a cylindrical smooth surfaced footrest. From the Latin: Fenesticularum, meaning a place for your feet to rest.

I need my fenesticle to rest my testicle !!!!!

by September 4, 2025

LEEV

Life extension escape velocity. The point at which medical developments increase one's actuarial life expectancy faster than one year per year.

That is, if medical technology advances enough that you're expected death date keeps getting pushed back faster than you're aging.

I intend to reach LEEV by exercising and eating lots of veggies. At least until I can get myself a spiffy new cyborg body.

by March 7, 2023

shveni

Shvenis are the most beautiful and loyal person you can ever meet. They always match your vibe and will never let go of you.(literally) but be careful cus if they don't like you they're the most sassy shit you've ever met. They're love life is shitty asf but if they do get a man they'll never leave him.

you are the most prettiest dumbass I've ever met shveni <3

by November 23, 2021

Soyboy

Tristan

Tristan is a soyboy who uses the railing because he’s too weak.

by September 8, 2020