An Uljana (called „Jana“ by her close friends) is a very loyal, smart, friendly and caring person. She‘s a side character, often shy with no confidence. She likes to hide things, especially her feelings because she feels like nobody would understand. Uljana is beautiful but not in an average way. It‘s her soul, the way her eyes light up whenever she speaks about something she loves. A Jana is creative (probably loves art) and intuitive/witchy. She will notice if something is off. Trust her, she will keep your secrets. On the one hand, she‘s the most adorable person but on the other hand she has a lot of insecurities and needs affection. Never lie to her. She deserves it to be truly happy and healed. If Jana could be a crystal, she would be a moonstone/amethyst/labradorite/aventurin. <3
Gross liquids- examples include the guts inside a raw turkey or chicken, liquid from a really snotty sneeze, runny dirty liquids found in a moldy area of a bathroom or laundry room.
person 1: damn the printer is fucked again
person 2: no my friend, that printer is beyond being simply fucked, it is now totally frigated
person 2: no my friend, that printer is beyond being simply fucked, it is now totally frigated
An Oliver is someone who has a shriveled old man penis and absolutely no future. Oliver is also the mayor of loserville and is blacklisted from the list. Oliver never has and never will get any hoes and everyone who has ever met him hates him passionately and wants him to be crucified.
Annquanette is a very strong independent and loving person. Get you a Annquanette and your life will be the best.
Annquanette is a super human being