Hayden strause is the coolest person ever, he slays many women with his good looks. He is a pro at gooning and wearing his speedo. He loves many women since he can put them all. Everyone would and wants too be him
Get the Hayden Strausemug. She's the most perfect girl She's gorgeous and shines in the sun her hair silky her boyfriend is also perfect he's name is Michael
Get the Biancamug. Sport of discs played primarily by white middle aged men. Commonly referred to as “ultimate frisbee”- a disc is thrown between players to score points in corresponding goals.
“What are those hippie crackers doing in the park?”
“That’s Honky Ball, bruh! You see that big white frisbee?!”
“That’s Honky Ball, bruh! You see that big white frisbee?!”
Get the Honky Ballmug. Exemple: you are so naï
Get the naïmug. per the ex mayor of NYC, when lying on the bed waiting for a blowjob, but caught with your hands in your pants, your excuse is "tucking in my shirt"
I was tucking in my shirt, after taking off the recording equipment (but before she took her clothes off)
Get the tucking in my shirtmug. Arabic name. Meaning young hawk. Great person. Looks very good. People gravitate to his personality. Can be very kind. But when angry its a good idea to avoid him as you dont want to get his wrath cast upon you. very loyal.
Get the Hithammug. One time I was really fucking horny in the shower for whatever reason. I didn’t have the restraint to just let it go so, I masturbated. I started massaging my clit and rubbing faster. It is wasn’t getting any better till I remembered the vibrator I have. I immediately grabbed it and ran it over my pussy trying to find the clit. I laid down in the bathtub and spread my legs. I held it there as long as I could moaning and screaming in pleasure. Before I could even begin to process the feeling, I was a shaking mess with cum all over my thighs.
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