10 definitions by *samIam*
by *samIam* January 5, 2008
A difficult maneuver that requires both patience and planning, the chocodile is not for the faint of heart. One must first collect, through unspeakable means, a generous amount of healthy fecal matter. Said feces must then be transferred into a large heavy duty condom such as magnum. Complete product must then be stored in the freezer for no less than three hours. Upon removal, firm poopsicle is then inserted into any expectant orifice to the delight of everyone.
by *samIam* January 4, 2008
After a lengthy day or two on any beach, ranging from Edisto to Charleston, and after the occasion for wearing a bathing suit fashioned from man-made fabrics has long passed, a realization comes to light in the back of the 1996 Jeep Cherokee you are riding in.
The moisture that is typically repelled by the body delivers a scent of a woman that is typically rejected by the breathability of natural textiles.
The outcome is a delightful scent, an odor to be cherished by all, much like the locked door of a car and a fart on a first date.
The moisture that is typically repelled by the body delivers a scent of a woman that is typically rejected by the breathability of natural textiles.
The outcome is a delightful scent, an odor to be cherished by all, much like the locked door of a car and a fart on a first date.
"Holy fucking shit, Sean!" exclaimed Ryan. "I have been trapped in this pussymobile for 3 hours and it is fucking killing me!"
"Relax, Bro,"replied Matt. "It's just a Carolina Clam Bake."
"What in the fuck are you talking about?" replied Ryan. "It smells like a fisherman's taint!"
"That's only the scent of yeast, slowly baking the finest bread known to man!" Matt replied.
"Relax, Bro,"replied Matt. "It's just a Carolina Clam Bake."
"What in the fuck are you talking about?" replied Ryan. "It smells like a fisherman's taint!"
"That's only the scent of yeast, slowly baking the finest bread known to man!" Matt replied.
by *samIam* February 28, 2013
After a rather violent bout of laxitive fueled anal penetration, partner A removes the feces covered semen filled condom from the still engorged member of partner B. Upon removal, the condom is inflated by mouth and popped. Hilarity ensues
Ben pulled out of Jerry who, much like a flash of lightning, spun to retrieve the spent condom, blew it up, and popped that turkish pinata all over his bearded ice cream face.
by *samIam* January 4, 2008
The practice of defecating a large sturdy floater, admiring said poopsicle and urinating on it. A well aimed healthy stream of urine causes the "log" to roll.
Popularized by the Iraqui war veteran Darrell "J.R." Salzman (born 1979), a champion logroller and an Iraq War veteran.
Popularized by the Iraqui war veteran Darrell "J.R." Salzman (born 1979), a champion logroller and an Iraq War veteran.
"Hey, Moonshine Jimmy!"
"Whats happening, Prune Juice Doyle?"
"You sure were in the outhouse for quite a spell, eh?"
"Yep. Squeaky George let out a 13 inch floater and we were having a hell of a time lumberjacking!"
"Whats happening, Prune Juice Doyle?"
"You sure were in the outhouse for quite a spell, eh?"
"Yep. Squeaky George let out a 13 inch floater and we were having a hell of a time lumberjacking!"
by *samIam* January 13, 2012
A cousin of both the motorboat and the cleveland steamer, this difficult maneuver can only be done by a true fecaphile. After releasing one's bowels onto a woman's chest the classic motorboat is performed to the delight of all involved.
After a violent shart onto Gertrudes chest Hector quickly spins around and they relish in a lovely chocolate motorboat.
by *samIam* January 4, 2008
The practice of defecating a large sturdy floater, admiring said poopsicle and urinating on it. A well aimed healthy stream of urine causes the "log" to roll.
"Hey, Moonshine Jimmy!"
"Whats happening, Prune Juice Doyle?"
"You sure were in the outhouse for quite a spell, eh?"
"Yep. Squeaky George let out a 13 inch floater and we were having a hell of a time logrolling!"
"Whats happening, Prune Juice Doyle?"
"You sure were in the outhouse for quite a spell, eh?"
"Yep. Squeaky George let out a 13 inch floater and we were having a hell of a time logrolling!"
by *samIam* January 14, 2012