I just moved to Hoover Alabama around 6 months ago and go to the high school. What I’ve learned is that it is a big school full of closeted fake Christian’s that will talk shit about you then act like your friend the next minute. It’s segregated asf you’ll see a group of rich white kids and ghetto kids and you’ll see groups of black kids that wish they were white and want nothing to do with black people. Most of the teachers only like the football players and I wouldn’t be surprised if some of the teachers were fucking the students. Most of the kids are obviously gay but are Christian so they play it off and everyone here is fake asf and needs validation
Get the Hoover high schoolmug. You:"Everybody got a gay cousin"
Me:"Bitch I dont got a gay cousin"
(Awkward silence)
Me: "Oh I am the gay cousin:
Me:"Bitch I dont got a gay cousin"
(Awkward silence)
Me: "Oh I am the gay cousin:
Get the Gay Cousinmug. 
Olympic medalist so he qualifies to be here.
Mom failed to spell his name right so there's only one.
Named after Maximillion Sterling from Robotech.
Is a bitch.
Mom failed to spell his name right so there's only one.
Named after Maximillion Sterling from Robotech.
Is a bitch.
"my name isn't Maxemelon. It's Max-e-million. Maxemillion."
Get the maxemillionmug. Likes guys with dark brown hair named Sebastian. She calls him : bby. If she says that she doesn’t like him, it means that she’s very much in love with him.😍
Get the Andrine.mug. ChiefXD is a wanted war criminal in 10 different countries his crimes include: vehicular manslaughter and slave selling
Get the ChiefXDmug. 