Get the Legobalamug. When you drink so much coffee and laxatives you lose control of your anus, making it effortlessly penetrable and loose, in the sense that shit falls out whenever it wants to.
The next day, commonly in a public area, your stomach starts rumble, and produce little mudlings (children of shit) that run out of your asshole and make noise to alert those around you of their and your presence.
The next day, commonly in a public area, your stomach starts rumble, and produce little mudlings (children of shit) that run out of your asshole and make noise to alert those around you of their and your presence.
Thanks you Ms. Adeline, this latte was so good I couldn’t get enough of it. This give me a case of Georgian Guacamole! *Chuckles*
Get the Georgian Guacamolemug. 
