A absolute god of a man. A menace on the football pitch. His only rival being god and satan themselves who aren’t even anywhere as good. He scored 1384583058294 goals in just 1 game against all the best players once getting 12723784 assists to himself aswell.
Geraldinho is also credited for being the father of all the top other football player even though they aren’t even 1% as good as him.
Geraldinho is also credited for being the father of all the top other football player even though they aren’t even 1% as good as him.
“Oh my look at Geraldinho he’s a god!”
Person one: “wow that guys really good at football
Person two: yeah but he’s nothing compared to Geraldinho
Person one: “wow that guys really good at football
Person two: yeah but he’s nothing compared to Geraldinho
Get the Geraldinhomug. 
When a White man marries a Black Woman and is instantly cucked and goes super Woke (to his own personal and professional detriment).
“Jack married Sharkeisha and now he wont shut up about White privilege. He even lets her fuck random Black dudes she meets online.”
“Jacks been Bill Burred. Tolls paid.”
“Jacks been Bill Burred. Tolls paid.”
Get the Bill Burredmug. The best person is the world and the best at football he’s probably gonna be a millionaire and is a born leader
Get the abdirisaqmug. "Stop being Pekain"
Get the pekainmug. A person who would travel half way around the Earth just to tell Sebastian, Chance, or Brennan what Chase or Aidan said.
Omg guys, did you hear what Aidan said? Jordan
Dude how did u get here all the way from Virginia? Sebastian
Dude how did u get here all the way from Virginia? Sebastian
Get the Jordanmug.