Arkansas Spray Tan

1. When someone farts in your face when you bend down to pickup something from the floor.

2. When showering with someone else who farts when you bend down to pickup the soap.
3. When your significant other notices the backside of your underwear are discolored.
I don’t know if I want to shower with you again after the Arkansas spray tan you gave me the last time.
I thought our relationship was going great until you decided it would be funny to give me an Arkansas spray tan.
See, this is why I won’t do your laundry… it’s just gross when you give your skivvies an Arkansas Spray Tan.
by November 23, 2024
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Miguel

An arrogant asshole.
Good at every sport.
Smart-ish
Ugly af
My friend:"Did you see Miguel?"
Me:"He's the arrogant one right?The one that's ugly af."
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amoggg

you spelled amog wrong what amog plase get it out of MY HEAD
AAAAAplease get amoggg out of my head AAAAAAAA
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Turd Tong

It took the little girl hours to pick up all the dog poop on the yard with her turd tongs.
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snoey

Snoey, is someone who works at the feathers for his entire life. Loves a bit of clart daily. Gets depressed when his bet doesn’t print him free money and he loves a bit of munch on weekends.
Oh who’s you’re mate? Oh that’s Snoey.
by November 22, 2021
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Hot jean

When your denims get warm
I was talking to a hot girl named Jean. She was quite vocal about how much she loves hot jean fresh from the dryer
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eraldo

Eraldo is who every woman thinks of when in bed with their man. Eraldo is known for his 9 inch mandingo, attractive smile and general sex appeal. Every woman needs themselves an Eraldo.
Woman 1: Omg I can’t walk
Woman 2: why what happened?
Woman 1: I had sex with eraldo last night
by November 22, 2021
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