ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ's definitions

tweetography

an autobiography written with fewer than 160 characters, which one posts on twitter

Unless it’s the certified account of a well-known person, you can’t believe any bragging you read in a tweetography.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 20, 2011

zone typing

when typing, you instinctively know where on the keyboard sits a given key, and you ready the designated finger for that zone – but you still have to look, in order to avoid a typo-ridden text.

People without training usually start out with the one-handed hunt and peck technique, and gradually progress to the two-handed, knowing-what-you’re-doing-looking, zone typing.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 15, 2012

Ebolution

a term for if/when the Ebola virus evolves to become airborne, and the ensuing global devastation

It’s a futuristic survival movie, set in post Ebolution times.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ October 23, 2014

ConsTITution

A document which proclaims and defines the fundamental right of women to sexual equality with respect to the freedom to go about bare-chested in public with the same legal impunity that is enjoyed by men.

She joked that the first and second amendments to the ConsTITution guaranty freedom of beach and the right to bare breasts.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 16, 2011

underthink

Verb: to think or analyze inadequately
(third-person singular simple present 'underthinks'; present participle 'underthinking'; simple past and past participle 'underthought' – informal 'underthunk' ) \ antonym – 'overthink'

It's a trick question; don't underthink it.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ November 19, 2010

cartouche bag

someone who peppers their posts with ‘happy faces’ and other emoticons, attempting to make lame messages seem meaningful

I used to include heart symbols and smilies in texts, ‘til someone called me a cartouche bag. )~:

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 19, 2012

so-anyway

used by speaker/writer to indicate that he/she is getting to the point

We met at the airport, thinking each other had the tickets, which caused a frantic luggage search and a crazy cab ride back to the hotel through rush-hour traffic.... So-anyway, yes, we made the flight.

by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 14, 2010