Rich people magic

Things that get done for rich people that are taken for granted and seem like they are magically done.

People without staff can not appreciate all of the rich people magic that I enjoy!

If you are worried about daily tasks you don’t understand rich people magic.

If you have to ask the price, you aren’t rich people magic.

If you don’t get attention immediately and you don’t get pissed, you are not rich enough!

by @BigMac April 23, 2024

Purpose Envy

When someone feels envy/jealousy that someone has a purpose in life.

I was feeling so much purpose envy when I found out my new neighbor is committed to solving world hunger & I am committed to watch EVERYTHING on Netflix!!!

by @BigMac August 18, 2023

Hanukkunnilingus

Performing cunnilingus on a Jewish woman every night of Hanukkah. 🕎
It is considered a Mitzvah. Mazel Tov!
Hat tip to the gift giver!

On the 8th night of Hanukkunnilingus she was hoping that there was a 9th night of Hanukkah! 😜

by @BigMac May 16, 2023

secondatable

Someone that you decide is worth having a second date with.

Yo Michael! I just finished my first date with Rihanna and she is totally secondatable!!!
😎

by @BigMac March 24, 2023

flaming chorizo

Hot flaming cock!

She was begging for my flaming chorizo!

by @BigMac November 20, 2022