Paleostinians

noun: The plural of Paleostinian.
(see Paleostinian)

The Paleostinians are pawns in the Islamic conspiracy to usher in a global caliphate.
by (I am) John Doe March 14, 2008
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SJS

An abbreviation for "Sudden Jihad Syndrome."

SJS is the tendency among supposedly Westernized Muslims living in the United States to unexpectedly lash out violently in an act of self-initiated (and usually small scale) Islamic terrorism.

Examples include Mohammed Reza Taheri-azar who drove his SUV into a crowd at the University of North Carolina in 2006, Naveed Alzal Haq who shot people at a Jewish Federation Center in Seattle also in 2006, Hesham Mohammed Hadayet who murdered people at the El Al terminal in the Los Angeles Airport in 2002 — among many others.

In all of these instances, the perpetrators had no known direct connection to any established group, and because of this the authorities inevitably refrain from describing their actions as “terrorism” — hence the sarcastic term “Sudden Jihad Syndrome.”
CAIR SPOKESWHORE: "Jihad means one's own INNER struggle. You are purposely misrepresenting the teachings of Islam!"

ANYONE WITH EYES TO SEE: "Well, when someone breaks out with a case of SJS, it looks more like an OUTER conflict against random third parties." ROPMA
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stupidfada

Stupid Intifada — a commentary on the futility and ultimate pointlessness of the Palestinian Intifada.
The Palestinians activated the "Law of Unintended Consequences" when they started their second stupidfada. For some inexplicable reason, the Israelis chose to build a wall in order to keep sociopathic, islamof--ktard people from blowing up the country.
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Magic Kingdom

Saudi Arabia; an ironic reference to Disneyland, which in many ways is the exact opposite of Saudi Arabia, where shari’a law ensures that fun is non-existent.
"Our friends the Saudis" want to encourage tourism to the Magic Kingdom where Wahabbism reigns supreme. The oppression is so thick though that you think you're in a crap-ass version of North Korea.
by (I am) John Doe February 01, 2008
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Good Riddance Factor


A term coined by Mark Moritz in "Cooper's Corner"--December 1990. It is sometimes abbreviated as "GRF."

It is the momentary feeling of euphoria that accompanies the news that one low life has terminated another low life with a gun. In a broader sense though, the end result is the same regardless of the weapon used: the world temporarily becomes a better place, and it was not done at taxpayer expense.

It's a win-win for normal citizens, but the ACLU (a lobby for criminals) loses another prospective client.

Examples include (but are not limited to):

-- A drug buyer gets greedy and kills the drug dealer for his drugs.

-- A pussy gangbanger (aren't they ALL?) pops a cap into another pussy gangbanger in a turf war.

-- A child rapist gets shanked in prison by his fellow inmates.

-- A Longshoreman's Union thug kills a Teamster's Union thug with a garrote.

-- A Shi'ite Muslim terrorist blows up a Wahabbi Muslim terrorist.

-- A Chinese mobster gives his local Communist official acute lead poisoning with an AK-47.

Robert Sherrill is a liberal anti-gun reporter from New York. He wrote a book called "Saturday Night Special," mainly about how bad guns are. In it, however, he raised an interesting point, one that is a dirty secret, something which decent people are not supposed to mention publically:

Of the people killed with guns every year, how many are true "tragedies," and how many are we frankly better off without?

When drug dealer A kills drug dealer B, Handgun Control, Inc., marks it down as a terrible loss to society. In fact, drug dealer B may have been a boil on the butt of society, and will not be missed at all.

When Blood A kills Crip B, Sarah Brady wails "See, you are more likely to kill an acquaintance than a stranger."

When a women kills the man who has been beating her and the kids for years, the anti-gunners say, "If there had been no gun around they would have turned into Ward and June Cleaver and lived happily ever after."

I say GOOD RIDDANCE. One less drug dealer, one less wife abuser, one less psychopathic social parasite suits me just fine.

Certainly some good, innocent people die from gunshot wounds every year, but I wonder how many? Nobody keeps statistics on decent folks vs. dirtbags. So often when I read about a shooting in the newspapers, it seems to occur in the parking lot behind a bar at 3:00 a.m., and the victim has a tattoo of Satan on his arm and a rap sheet like a roll of Brawny paper towels.

Pardon me if I'm not heartbroken about society's terrible loss. Whenever you hear somebody talking about the number of tragic gun deaths, remember to adjust the statistics to take into account the estimated Good Riddance Factor.
by (I am) John Doe April 23, 2009
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Religion of Peace

A reference to George W. Bush's famous post-9/11 declaration that Islam is a "religion of peace". ROP is generally used as a substitute for the word "Islam", though it can also refer to Muslims in general. In all cases, use of the term ROP indicates either distaste for Islamic beliefs and practices, or derisive mockery of the politically correct attitudes (as embodied by Bush) that spawned the phrase "religion of peace".
Worker #1 "Did you see today's paper? The Religion of Peace claimed another victim."

Worker #2 "Well don't call them violent, or they'll riot."
by (I am) John Doe August 25, 2007
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ZOG

The "Zionist Occupation Government" or "Zionist Occupied Government."

Offensive term used by anti-Semites and neo-Nazis referring to the government of the United States (and occasionally to Britain), implying that Jews and their supporters control the mechanisms of government.

Conservative bloggers will on occasion mockingly use the term "ZOG" to poke fun at extreme-right racists.

(Infrequently, "ZOG" will be used to describe the state of Israel, generally by hardcore Palestine supporters and Pan-Arabists who seek the elimination of Israel.)

According to Wikipedia, the term was coined in 1976 by neo-Nazi Eric Thomson.
News Brief: "Saudi Arabian unemployment figures reached 30% today fueling fears of a larger than normal recruitment pool for Wahabbi terrorists. Analysts speculate that the hoarding of crude oil proceeds by the dysfunctional, 5000 member royal family has impeded business development and job opportunities in the Magic Kingdom."

Neo-nazi punk: "Man, I know that the A-rabs have a closed off, backwards society, but the ZOG must be behind this somehow. I just know it."
by (I am) John Doe May 13, 2009
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