VHS

A nostalgic way to record media back in the 70s-90s with a tape that you could either record on, or buy pre recorded. Pretty nice other than 2 things.

1. The fact that if you rented a tape that you'd spend 8 years rewinding it all the way for the next user. Luckily some had tape reminders, but most didn't and therefore you had to watch a blue screen waiting to get to the beginning.
2. For today's standards VHS tapes are quite crude, especially since so much could happen while playing and the tape would be a little more worn each time you played it, meaning it would progressively worsen in sound and visual quality. Luckily DVDs are really long lasting and are also convenient as well.
Girl: How was the movie?
Boy: It was so good I recorded it on my VHS!
Girl: There's such thing as Blu-ra-
Boy: IT'S CALLED NOSTALGIA YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
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Demisexual

Not having sexual feelings for others unless a strong emotional bond is formed. Yes, it exists, I'm kne myself.
Boy: Wanna fuck?
Girl: I just met you, why would I wanna have sex? Besides, I'm demisexual.
Boy: Damn it.
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dick

Slang for penis.

Also a boy name.
I have a big dick.

My name is Richard, but call me Dick.
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Eggplant

It's a freaking fruit, you idiots. Get your head outta the gutter!
The eggplants were delicious but I was shocked to find out they were fruits.
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Sleep

A state of consciousness in which the nervous system is inactive, usually deprived or overused.
Will you shut up so I can get some sleep?
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Vaginal Discharge

A fun thing for men but often annoying for women since it can leave a stain on her panties.
My vaginal discharge is ruining all my underwear!
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One of the saddest and most iconic Holocaust movies, along with Schindler's List.

Dad's job is a sin
And they move from Berlin
The the place is a bore
So boy goes to explore
And he finds something new
Because he then meets a Jew
And the Jew is on a side
Where it's a hell of a ride
They become friends
Till the very end
But the boy never finds
What is truly behind
Then the Jew becomes sad
Because he's missing his dad
So the fence is passed
And then they get gassed
Oh my gosh, I just watched The Boy in the Striped Pyjamas, poor Schmuel and Bruno...
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