Astrueurnot

Astronaut; Synonym: Astrueurnot (As True Your Not) An astronaut or cosmonaut is a person trained by a human spaceflight program to command, pilot, or serve as a crew member of a spacecraft. Wiki;
The Astrueurnot said to his fellow Cuzurnot "How long do you think we can milk this ride on the International Fakestation?". The Cuzurnot replies, Help! Someone get me out of the pool, my suit is filling up with water.
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Cell Phone Punch

A Virtual "Punch" given or received from a cell phone.
My friend texted me a terrible picture, I think I will send him a "Cell Phone Punch".
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Wriding

When you should be writing a report for school or work, but instead you blow off your responsibilities and go for a ride.
Derived from: writing and riding
I promised my boss I would have my Summary Report finished over the weekend. Instead of writing the report, I decided to go riding. However, I stayed up late and finished the report and therefor technically I was wriding all night.
BTW.....Ungrateful boss fired me today.
I will be writing my updated resume.....After I get back from the track.
See: "bAssole" for definition of my Boss
writing riding working slacking report ritting writting
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Text n Head

Just for kicks I'll text you while she's blowin me. LOL Ya know, a little Text n Head.
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valxanax

like xanalium for relaxation. combo of Valium and xanax for the really stressful days
Work was difficult and christmas family get togethers were too much so I decided to have a valxanax.
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Textilingus

Texting while you are getting your pussy licked.
Textilingus baby! Don't hate my friends. texting going down eat me lick me text me suck me fingering
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Textasaurass

text a sore ass
Getting a sore butt because you have been sitting all day texting.
I think I might have a case of Textasaurass from sitting here all day texting.
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