Definitions by #1Shagger

EU 

A Union in Europe of 27 members whose citizens can freely live or work in any of the other countries, the members share laws and do army drills, has a currency € (Euro) not all of the members use it however, it absolutely destroyed Greece and Italy and Spain Aint to well either.

EU is shit

EU by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

Joe Hart 

Used to be England's undisputed best goalkeeper, however after that game in the Euros where we lost 2-1 to Iceland in an unexpected defeat by EVERYONE, he has turned to utter dog shit doing more bad than good for his loanee clubs.

"Joe Hart aint the best tbh"

Joe Hart by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

The Dark Web 

A place that cannot be accessed by your everyday browsers like Google, Internet Explorer or FireFox. Here you are completely anonymous, no one knows who the hell you are, The Dark Web is used by pedophiles, drug addicts, criminals, people wishing someone dead or people who want to visit a country and get some fake cash. They're are many things you can purchase, quite expensive tbh, probably the most notable thing you can buy is a hitman, these cost multiple K and will kill ANYONE, so make sure no one aint got no dirt on you, they can order this on you! Another "enjoyed" offering is 5-15 year old girl sex slaves who have been kidnapped by some sicko, drugs and weapons are common buy too. For some sick motherfuckers, the dark web is the leading porn industry, well sort of, PornHub is legal, Dark Web Porn is not, Why you ask? Well basically, these girls are underage, many of them 11 or 12 some even younger, the thing aswell, these girls did not consent to this, meaning it is rape, some tapes could end with murder of that girl aswell. It is not only girls though, plenty of boys are receiving this awful treatment too. There is also sick fucks fucking dogs and horses and other things which is bloody disgusting. If you don't believe me then see for yourself, but I ain't telling how to get there, ask your mates or search Google for instructions. Tbh for anyone browsing and curious I have no dirt on you but if anyone of you guys reading this actually partake in this then you are sick.

Guy 1: "I've seen things man"
Guy 2: "What did you see? And where!"
Guy 1: "On the Dark Web, there was a 11 year old girl being raped"
Guy 2: "Holy shit man!"

The Dark Web by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

Prepubescent 

A child who has not yet began puberty, perfect targets for pedophiles which is just wrong init tbh

Guy: "Are u in puberty or are u prepubescent still?
Kid: "I aint started yet"
Guy: "Perfect"

Prepubescent by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

Fanta 

One of the more well known fizzy drinks to date. Probably comes after Coke, Pepsi,Dr Pepper and Sprite if I had to guess the order of profits made by drinks

"want some Fanta?"

Fanta by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

Merseyside Derby 

The rivalry between English football teams LIVERPOOL and EVERTON.

"There shall be the Merseyside derby next month"

Merseyside Derby by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

Bollocks

English slang meaning penis and testicles.

"owww my bollocks!!!!!!!"

Bollocks by #1Shagger August 27, 2018