Definitions by #1Shagger

Hot 

1. Warm, 25°C +
2. Very attractive, nice facial features, large ass, medium breasts (big tits look unattractive as hell if you ask me), good hairstyle and good sense in fashion, hot can also be used to describe a girls personalityas well but is obviously predominantly dominated by bodily features.

"Its so hot today!"
"Look at Jessica, she is so hot!!"

Hot by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

Joe Hart 

Used to be England's undisputed best goalkeeper, however after that game in the Euros where we lost 2-1 to Iceland in an unexpected defeat by EVERYONE, he has turned to utter dog shit doing more bad than good for his loanee clubs.

"Joe Hart aint the best tbh"

Joe Hart by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

Prepubescent 

A child who has not yet began puberty, perfect targets for pedophiles which is just wrong init tbh

Guy: "Are u in puberty or are u prepubescent still?
Kid: "I aint started yet"
Guy: "Perfect"

Prepubescent by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

Merseyside Derby 

The rivalry between English football teams LIVERPOOL and EVERTON.

"There shall be the Merseyside derby next month"

Merseyside Derby by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

Bollocks

English slang meaning penis and testicles.

"owww my bollocks!!!!!!!"

Bollocks by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

Minecraft 

BlockyboiShagger aka Steve runs around looking for diamonds avoiding green thots on their period, literally gonna explode his ass, gonna hope he meets and destroys FaZeDRAGON by quick scoping his energy cubes, after that he shall kill The Wither by decapitating him and cutting his bollocks off. Another goal is to get a hot af girl to bang.

Minecraft boys

Minecraft by #1Shagger August 27, 2018

Club Penguin 

A game created by Disney, was shut down last year, some absolute g has republished it, our saviour!!!
In Club Penguin you basically run around a map where you can hit the club and get some mad penguin pussy, go pizza place and eat pizza, go coffee shop, buy some Supreme and Rolex watches with some Gucci aswell, adopt a puffle and starve it to death and tip the iceberg which was impossible but they still tried anyway. Many kids had Club Penguin girlfriends and they go in each others igloos and type shit like *bounces on Dic K*
*Sucks Dic K
You Find that on YouTube aswell, proper weird.

"Let's Play Club Penguin with the lads!"

Club Penguin by #1Shagger August 27, 2018