!JayAm!'s definitions

stomach filler

Any food you ritually eat when you're not hungry but feel like eating for no reason.

Ethan: They say carrots are a bad stomach filler because they are surprisingly high in sugar.
Hawke: What's a "stomach filler"?
Ethan: Look it up on Urban Dictionary, you goddamn retard!

by !JayAm! December 17, 2020

blessing the sink

Spending too much time and effort trying to get the infrared-activated sink to turn on. Up, down, left, right, repeat.

Man, the sink in the men’s room is awful. I just spent about 5 minutes blessing the sink.

by !JayAm! March 3, 2018

alzies

A fun and new way to refer to Alzheimer’s Disease

Mom (Pointing at her purse): Can you please hand me my... uhh...my, uhh.....
Son and Daughter simultaneously: Alzies!

by !JayAm! January 9, 2021

threefill

When you finished your beer, shot, and water, and want some more.

Hot bartender: Can I get ya anything else, hon?

Me: Yeah, I'll take a threefill, please.

by !JayAm! August 27, 2017

hedberg

An escalator that is temporarily stairs.

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
-Mitch Hedberg

by !JayAm! December 2, 2018