!JayAm!'s definitions

stomach filler

Any food you ritually eat when you're not hungry but feel like eating for no reason.

Ethan: They say carrots are a bad stomach filler because they are surprisingly high in sugar.
Hawke: What's a "stomach filler"?
Ethan: Look it up on Urban Dictionary, you goddamn retard!

by !JayAm! December 17, 2020

threefill

When you finished your beer, shot, and water, and want some more.

Hot bartender: Can I get ya anything else, hon?

Me: Yeah, I'll take a threefill, please.

by !JayAm! August 27, 2017

hedberg

An escalator that is temporarily stairs.

An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs. You would never see an "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order" sign, just "Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
-Mitch Hedberg

by !JayAm! December 2, 2018

cunt-cunt

A woman who is so terrible, calling her a "cunt" isn't bad enough.

Gregory: You comin' out to the bar, tonight, man?
Shmegory: Can't. Rosa's having me work this Saturday.
G: You take too much from that cunt. I mean it.
S: Don't call her that.
G: Why not? If she's not a cunt, I don't know who is.
S: No, I mean, she's worse than a cunt, she's a, uh...she's a...cunt-cunt.

by !JayAm! June 20, 2019

high & dry

A method for quitting alcohol by smoking weed instead.

Vance: You want anything? There's beers in the fridge.
Joy: No thanks. I'm kinda high & dry these days.
Vance: Oh, well, there's a pipe in that drawer.
Joy: Cool.

by !JayAm! February 28, 2021