Definitions by !JayAm!

temp cycle 

When you get fired/laid-off/quit your job and try to get another full time job, but can't for some reason, so you take a temp job. When that ends no one will hire you because they think, "If this guy was any good his last employer would have hired him full time." So you get another temp job because they'll hire anyone.

Justin: I've been looking for a job for 3 months now, and the only places showing any interest are just temp jobs.

Rich: So, what's wrong with that?
J: Well it would be nice to have insurance or paid days off or any kind of benefits, and have a normal, stable job. But I guess I'm just stuck in a temp cycle for-fucking-ever!

temp cycle by !JayAm! August 3, 2018

blessing the sink 

Spending too much time and effort trying to get the infrared-activated sink to turn on. Up, down, left, right, repeat.

Man, the sink in the men’s room is awful. I just spent about 5 minutes blessing the sink.

blessing the sink by !JayAm! March 3, 2018

haygover 

When you drank so much last night that you can't pronounce the letter N.

How you doin' this morning?
Dude, leave me alo', I got the world's worst haygover.

haygover by !JayAm! January 27, 2018

threefill

When you finished your beer, shot, and water, and want some more.

Hot bartender: Can I get ya anything else, hon?

Me: Yeah, I'll take a threefill, please.

threefill by !JayAm! August 27, 2017

sea cruise 

Sex on a waterbed

Sheena didn't want to get down last night until she found out I had a waterbed. That girl loves to sea cruise.

sea cruise by !JayAm! December 10, 2016