Matel

That one girl who has a messed up sleep schedule and always does their homework last second.
She will always procrastinate until the very end. She will never give you a second chance if you dump her.
She will always try and cheer someone up if she sees any sign of sadness. She is one of the funniest babagrils you will meet in your life. If you ever find someone named Matel, shes someone you need to keep. Shes an angel from hell and can be hella annoying. However, her annoyingness will bring a spark to your life. You'll never get bored of her. She hates sports and has okay grades.
Friend: Did you hear about Matel's dick?
Matel: The male Matel guy? Yeah, I saw it.
by May 21, 2022
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earl

earl loves a carlos in his life
like how earl loves carlos dick
by March 31, 2022
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Suicide WHAM

When someone purposely puts last christmas by WHAM on the radio to make both the driver and passenger(s) lose WHAMageddon.
I am going to Suicide WHAM my family in the car.
by December 16, 2020
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Von

Von”. They are the “best girlfriend” you could ever ask for when you need them. they will always have you back no matter what. There voice is so amazing, they are so Talented and loyal.
Friend 1. “Did you know von is really talented
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Yuhtaro

That Yuhtaro is awesome
by February 14, 2022
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two roll special

The act of reattaching one’s foreskin and wrapping one’s member (penis) with their nut sack, then proceeding to insert into your partners butt.
Hey hun, wanna try my two roll special? I made it just for you!
by August 16, 2024
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Jay'Lon

people with the name Jay'Lon has a long dick
by February 02, 2022
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