I make a 7 figure salary in tech and this hottie got preggers right away so I did the right thing and married her. I didn't find out until junior popped out in the birthing suite w a giant "fro" and tool he definitely didn't get from me that he wasn't mine, I was freaking Sacklered man...
Get the Sackleredmug. 
Brody is someone who is really loving but gets rejected a lot and the girl that he like doesn’t like him back. He is a funny,nice,cute, and the beast at yo mama jokes. But all in all he is just looking for someone to love him.
Brody is so cute
Get the Brodymug. My wasband was actually a good guy.
Get the Wasbandmug.