A term used to explain how and why the simplest and least complicated jobs become a complete the balls-ache and take a great deal longer than anyone ever anticipated
Ref Kaman Seasprite
Ref Kaman Seasprite

To walk into a women’s toilet in a nightclub. Do a shit whilst standing up on the toilet and take a nice photo of the lady in the next cubicle. Then run out as fast as you can shout I am Borris

When that booty is looking so big, it got you slurring your words, tripping over the air, and taking away your ability to think
She walked by in the gray leggings and that wagon piece was bouncin’ so nice it had me straight up bangpoggletrauffed!

Achi (Achinthye) you fucking moron. Just tell me what the fuck did you try to do today ? Shooting like some idiot.
