Get the Imbussymug. 
When your bowel movement smells of coffee, and has the consistency and color of tar. Usually caused by ingesting copious amounts of coffee
I was pulled over by the police last night. And I had a massive coffee tar shit in the back of their car. It was wild"
Get the Coffee Tar Shitmug. Zay throats is the action of mad dick riding. They are usually lightskin fucks that sit all day and play fortnight.
Get the zay Throatsmug.